he can lawyer!

his “fishing pole” is huge!

Proud to have him in the Rainbow family! God he’s hot!!

Jim sez: can you speak a bit louder? I’m having a hard time hearing you over the sound of my awesomeness!

I met Jim 10 years ago and NOTHING in my life has ever been the same! What a man.

. . . he has “suck up” friends like Troy.

I am so embarrassed that I am Jim’s brother and that I was holding on to the side of the boat crying like a little baby during this very rainbow fishing trip.

he has lasers in his freaking eyes!

…check out that fishing face. Dude! Take a load off your mind or…. wherever.

Jim is head of the Flagstaff Squirrel Fan Club! He like to take them for rides in his Jeep

Wow, nice suit… what a GQ pose. Catwalk talent wasted!

Dykes was recently named the President of the David Hasselhoff Fan Club – US Operations. It’s one thing to know that you’re awesome. It’s an entirely other thing to have others – especially with some manly clout like Hoff – acknwledge your awesomeness as well. Now, back to my dull life to search for meaning.

Jim is awesome because by day he is a smooth talking, fashion diva lawyer that knows how to get things done. And, by night, Jim is banana hammock wearing, cabana boy with with one boob larger than the other (just like the contestants on The Biggest Loser). You can rub my bra strap anytime! By the way are the daddy of #73, Keilen Dykes, DT for the Cardinals or is the last name a coincidence?

Jim, Good news! Bay Watch is coming back and we want you “President of David Hasselholf Fan Club” to be the star of the show. Please get your fishing pole, GQ suit and Speedo ready! We will be in touch.

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